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officialwhitegirls:

sniffing:

officialwhitegirls:

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"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."

- Things I’ll teach my children (via ramengirl48)

(Source: infl4ted)

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

vincisomething:

What if you and your icon switched voices for an entire week.

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.